SOME WAYS IN WHICH CHRIS BOSH IS UNLIKE BRETT RATNER:
- *CHRIS BOSH is TALL, Talented.
- **CHRIS BOSH Does not have that "forced intercourse" look about him
- ***Unlike Brett Ratner, who is weak and mortal, Chris Bosh is 300 years old and can remain underwater for three hours
- ****Unlike Brett Ratner, who has never given Borscht a dime or even a hug when asked, Chris Bosh donated 1% of his salary to make sure Borscht was able to create new works
Things BOSH IS LIKE:
- He's a Bard.
- He's an assassin.
- He's a supporting player in a TMNT movie with no make-up.
- Deadly tortoise, urban shell, nice arc.
- Bosh is kinda what won at the end of Carpenter's Thing
- (Keith David x JB Scotch x so many free throws)
Words WHOSE RELATION TO BOSH ARE UNKNOWN BUT LOOK NICE IN A LIST TOGETHER
- Copper Elixir
- Summery Inglenook
- Incipient Lagoon